Catching up with... Karen Cox
By Harvey Blazquez
Vice Chancellor Karen Cox
Karen Cox admirably took a £55,000 pay cut in 2020 as the university suffered from the financial consequences of the pandemic. This begs the question: if you could also throw £55,000 down the drain how would you do it this Christmas season? We’ve dug out the old Casio calculators to give you some ideas.
- 2290 turkey roasts
- 165,000 cheap Christmas crackers
- Citizenship in Dominica (well, two-thirds of it)
- Two undergraduate degrees (and a £500 overdraft)
- Membership of the Tory Leader’s Group, a chance to influence top politicians
- 13 full courses of Invisalign
- 305 Toggenburg goats
- 10,000 Hot Wheels monster trucks
Karen, which of these did you have to give up?
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