Market Advice Extravaganza

By Tahmid Morshed

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Want to learn how to make a bit of easy money on the side? This is not the place for you. The market will crash inevitably. Ergo, don’t trade.

That’s all folks, goodbye.

Views expressed in InQuire's satire articles are those only of the writer and InQuire does not endorse any of these opinions, this section is dedicated to entertainment purposes only. We use fictitious characters in our stories, except in regards to public figures being satirised directly. Again.