Weekly Advice #4

By Department of Satire

Welcome to this week’s spiritual advice section courtesy of the Department of Satire. The focus this week is general advice. Also, remember to drink water.

As always, we should mention what we have going on. The spiritual guidance team have been rescued so we’re back to sub-subpar content again.

Horoscopes

We have horoscopes. The authorities have lifted the ban but we don’t know for how long. You can find them here.

Advice

1. [note to team, finish article please - Rafe]

Seems like that’s all. We hope you learned something. Until the next time.

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