Weekly Advice #5

By Department of Satire

Welcome to this week’s spiritual advice section courtesy of the Department of Satire. This week, we will be focusing on how to stop stress. It’s a tense time right now and so here’s some advice on being less stressful.

Horoscopes

No.

Advice

No lists or anything this time. Just stop being stressed. It’s that easy. Also don’t fall for weird emails.

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